Blogs: Halogen Anatomy

My Stinkin' Day Job

By Sharon Nichols 05/22/08

I’m looking for a new career. Teacher of a T-glottalization British accent, maybe?

'Twas The Fright Before Christmas

By Sharon Nichols 11/26/07

Year after year, my mind had willfully erased what I would inevitably stumble upon. Surprise! There it was again. The grand daddy of all that is abhorrent: the colossal styrofoam Santa Head.

Chased By Donny Osmond!

By Sharon Nichols 06/30/07

He is very hairy. And very hot. And very pissed!

Snow White Tan

By Sharon Nichols 05/10/07

“You look like a baseball glove!”

A Totally Nick Cave Quiz

By Sharon Nichols 03/25/07

“Looka yonder at mah clapboard shack…”

Woodstock: Colony of the Arts?

By Sharon Nichols 03/02/07

If you rearrange the letters in “Colony of the Arts,” you get “So crafty the loon.”

Recent Poems

By Sharon Nichols 02/16/07

Pollyanna shifted in an unsightly jumper and handed the marauder a bouquet of swords

That Famous Dead Girl: A Bowie Sighting (Part Two)

By Sharon Nichols 02/07/07

...and then he s-p-e-a-k-s t-o m-e…

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That Famous Dead Girl: A Bowie Sighting (Part One)

By Sharon Nichols 01/26/07

How the Thin White Duke stays that way.

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Reward: Have You Seen This Dollchild?

By Sharon Nichols 01/16/07

Please help us find Dancerina!

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Musick 101

By Sharon Nichols 12/29/06

Sharon flashes back to the days when she wanted—or thought she wanted—her MTV.